Interesting Door Knob

Javen Says:

This is an interesting door knob, a forever side standing ovation w an open welcoming KEY hole..
woot~~~~~~~~~~~~



Source - http://worldclassstupid.blogspot.com

Testicle Cookbook

Javen Says:

A chef has written what he claims is the world's first Testicle Cookbook.

The Testicle Cookbook - Cooking With Balls includes author Ljubomir Erovic's favourite dishes, like testicle pizza and battered testicles, but also Cordon Bleu fare like testicles in wine and testicles with bourgignon sauce.

Each recipe serves four people, or just one if you let it get cold.


What do you think of that... Ummmm Yummilicious!!!!!!!!!!!

Source - http://worldclassstupid.blogspot.com

Is this God's Blessings?

Javen Says:

I was moved to tears when i discovered this story about a blind 5 year old pianist who may one day become the next mozart...

Ye-eun was born without eyes and was abandoned by her parents.

She has never received formal piano lessons, yet even at the age of 3, she could play any song she heard after listening to it a single time.





‘She has perfect pitch even though she has never learnt to play. We never taught her,’ said Ye-eun’s adoptive mother, Park Jung Soon.

In May she performed a duet of ‘You Raise me Up’ with 7 year-old British singer Connie Talbot, who last year starred in reality show Britain’s Got Talent.

Man almost loses penis humping steel bench

Javen Says:

I happen to stumble across this bizarre news that i have to publish it over here to give everyone a good laugh!

Sometime back in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.


Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself.

However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.




When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.




It's probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.


Do you know who Taylor Swift is?

Javen Says:


Taylor Swift, according to a piece on the cover of Sunday's New York Times "Arts & Leisure" section, "has quickly established herself as the most remarkable country music breakthrough artist of the decade." And indeed, getting a little fairy dust in our eyes listening to "You're Not Sorry," which debuted at No. 11 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.

The second single off Fearless, isn't the stuff of redneck women but earnest suburban princesses, and one can think of better songs from the last ten years (in fact, better songs by 18-year-old female singer-songwriters in the last ten years), this bittersweet bit of pop fluff succeeds splendidly. She's an American idol, on her own terms.

HOTEL 626

Javen Says:


You know those videos where a terrible friend forces another friend to watch a video, only for that video to suddenly flash a hideous image and sound effect, sending the sorry sonofabitch flying backwards out of their seat? Yeah- so imagine that, except now the instant doesn't flash, it stays there. And it doesn't go away.

I am serious, this site will make you poop your pants.

Hotel 626 can only be accessed between the witching hours of 6pm and 6am- prime-time for fear-induced heart attacks. The site also utilizes your webcam and microphone, increasing the amount of piss it scares out of you.

Honestly, if you are not a fan of fright, DO NOT GO TO THIS SITE. And if you think you can handle any amount of haunt, I highly suggest you visit Hotel 626 and see just how brave you really are.
- From The New Anti-Social
















Desperate COUPLE!

Javen Says:

OMG... This is a romance that has to make it to the screen! James Denton and Ricardo Chavira make such a cute couple.


TRUE ROMANCE













The many faces of OBAMA!!!

Javen Says: Check it out!



President OBAMA


Super OBAMA


Cowboy OBAMA


Schoolboy OBAMA


FINALLY... PRESIDENT

Everytime we touch...

Javen Says:

Hi darlin, this song is dedicated to you... ;-*


Rubik's Cube... (The Mystery)

Javen Says:

Have you ever wondered how mysteriously a Rubik's cube works?
Well, as complicated as it may seem to be, it's actually maths.. all about algorithms..

Recently i was hooked on the rubik's cube because my family have been crazy about it recently, solving a rare cube but was unable to solve...
Therefore i decided to google about it and managed to find a MASTER with simple algorithms to help solve the rubik's cube..

I finally solved ur "crazy Jay Chou cube" crystal!!! U owe me big time!!



STEP 1


STEP 2


STEP 3


STEP 4


STEP 5


STEP 6


STEP 7

Red She Said

Javen Says:

Summore photos from Red She Said...




Indonesia executes 3 Bali bombers (FINALLY!!!)

Javen Says:

TENGGULUN, Indonesia - Three Islamic militants executed for the 2002 Bali bombings that killed 202 people, many of them foreign tourists, were buried Sunday before hundreds of emotional supporters. Some hard-liners shouted "God is great!" and called the men holy warriors.

HOLY WARRIORS? and that god is great? what are these pple thinking? it goes to show that there are many of them out there with terrorist instincts!!

Fearing retaliatory attacks for their deaths, Indonesia increased security at tourist resorts, shopping malls and office buildings. The U.S. and Australian embassies urged their citizens to keep a low profile, saying they could be targeted.

Imam Samudra, 38, and brothers Amrozi Nurhasyim, 47, and Ali Ghufron, 48, were taken before a firing squad in a field near their high-security prison on Nusakambangan island just after midnight, Jasman Panjaitan, a spokesman for the attorney general's office, told reporters.

The men died instantly, he said, adding that their eyes were left uncovered at their request.

The Oct. 12, 2002, attacks _ allegedly funded by al-Qaida and carried out by members of the Southeast Asian militant group Jemaah Islamiyah _ were the first of several suicide bombings that thrust the world's most populous Muslim nation onto the front lines in the war on terror.

The three men never expressed remorse, saying the blasts were meant to punish the U.S. and its Western allies for alleged atrocities in Afghanistan and elsewhere. They even taunted family members of victims _ 88 of whom were Australian _ at their trials five years ago.

The executions, which were sensitive for both political and security reasons, ended years of uncertainty about their fate.

Repeated postponements have frustrated survivors and relatives of victims, and enabled the bombers to rally supporters from behind bars by calling for revenge attacks in interviews aired on local television stations or published in newspapers and books.

The bombers' bodies were taken by helicopters to Tenggulun and Serang, their hometowns in east and west Java respectively, where sympathizers and onlookers turned out for their funeral processions in the thousands.

Dozens of radicals scuffled briefly with police in Tenggulun, home of the two brothers, Nurhasyim and Ghufron, where, as one of their final requests, Muslim cleric Abu Bakar Bashir led prayers.

Former militants and police allege Bashir headed Jemaah Islamiyah in the early 2000s. But while he was found guilty of giving his blessing to the Bali attacks, his conviction was overturned after he spent more than three years in jail.

Bashir said Saturday the bombers had "sacrificed their lives" for "the struggle of Islam."

It was a day of mixed emotions for survivors and relatives of victims in Australia.

Brian Deegan of Adelaide, who lost his son Josh in the bombings, said "the tears don't roll quite as often, that absolute gut-ache has diminished a bit," but that nothing will ever make the pain disappear.

He staunchly opposes capital punishment and worries about revenge attacks, even though Jemaah Islamiyah has been severely weakened by hundreds of arrests, with its last attack occurring more than three years ago.

"There's no shortage around the world of persons that are prepared to commit suicide to achieve a result," Deegan said.

Others expressed relief that justice had been served at last.

"These guys went to set about mass murder and paid the highest penalty," said Peter Hughes of Perth, who suffered horrific burns in the bombings. "It doesn't feel good, but they did do the crime and they've paid for it."

Though the three Bali bombers said they were happy to die as martyrs, their lawyers fought for years to stop their executions, arguing they were convicted retroactively on anti-terrorism laws.

They also opposed death by firing squad, saying their clients preferred beheadings because they were more "humane."

The three men were among more than 30 people convicted in connection with the twin nightclub blasts.

Jemaah Islamiyah was blamed for at least three other suicide bombings in Indonesia, but the 2002 attack was by far the bloodiest.

One of the attackers walked into Paddy's nightclub on a busy Saturday night, setting off a bomb attached to his vest. Minutes later, a larger car bomb exploded outside the nearby Sari Club.

The dead included 38 Indonesians, 28 Britons and seven Americans _ most revelers fleeing the first blast.

Dozens of victims and tourists gathered at "ground zero" of the bombings Sunday to pray and pay their respects to the dead.

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Associated Press writers Zakki Hakim, Ali Kotarumalos and Niniek Karmini in Serang and Jakarta, and Tanalee Smith in Sydney contributed to this report.





MAD tv - Bon Qui Qui at King Burger

Javen Says: LOVE HER!!

Dun Interrupt - RUDE!

*BeatBox*
On the mic is the queen now listen to me sing,
he wants a number 3 super size onion ring.
He can come out the house with his ankle bracelet on but he got two strikes so dont get his order wrong. You know i think he's cute and theres notthing u could say,
but if he get wit me we could do it your way


Brazilian Jujitsu - The Gayest Sport ever!!!

Javen Says:

If your gay fren thinks he's gay, he MUST be gay...


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